Saturday’s 7 Sexy Things To Do in SF Today

I’m still out of the city so of course I’m missing all of this. I get home next week and I can’t tell you how much I’m looking forward to it. There are just so many auctions, estate sales, lumberjack contests and food eating contests (watermelon, hot dogs, apple pies) that you can see in one family trip.

In any case, for those of you who are lucky enough to be in San Francisco this weekend, here are seven sexy things that you can do that I’ll be missing out on:

  1. Flaming Striptease Film Screening. The YBCA Screening Room is doing a series of amateur sex film screenings from the 1960’s. They’re on the third showing of the series which is titled: Flaming Striptease - A History of Live Sex Performance. It’s video footage of live sex performance from sex clubs and strip tease spots in the 60’s. It’s only $8 and it starts at 7:30 tonight.
  2. Litcrawl. The whole Litquake event has been going on the entire time that I’ve been stuck in Ohio so there’s lots of sexy literary stuff that I’ve missed out on. The endcap event - Litcrawl - is happening tonight for three hours and is sure to bring out sexy people to hear steamy stuff that’s also smart.
  3. San Francisco Magazine’s FallFest. Done correctly, food and wine can be really super sexy. Or at least sensual. And it’s done correctly at the fifth annual FallFest which is happening today over at Justin Hermann Plaza from noon to four.
  4. SF Optics Gucci Trunk Show. If sexy to you means designer brands then you might be interested in the unique eyewear trunk shows that happen over at SF Optics. Today’s is Gucci. Go get sexy.
  5. Bay City Bombers Roller Derby. I happen to think that Roller Derby is a totally sexy sport so I’d say that it’s worth checking out the game that’s happening tonight over at Kezar Stadium.
  6. Fleet Week Stuff. It’s Fleet Week which means that the military guys are in town and they’re looking for sexy action from both guys and girls. Check out all the stuff surrounding fleet week that’s happening all around SF. (Or post on Craigslist for a hookup with one of those military men.) It’s one of San Francisco Sexiest Annual Events.
  7. French Cinema Now Festival. This is a five-day film festival filled with French films that you know are mostly laden with sex. Alibi is probably the sexiest one happening today but there are a few others so take a look at the schedule. Tomorrow is the last day of the festival.

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