Saturday’s 7 Sexy Things to Do in SF

It’s Saturday and that means that you’re out there looking for something sexy to do in San Francisco (or you should be). And, just like every other weekend here in this sexy city, there are at least seven sexy things that are available for your pleasure:

  1. Frolic CircusDragBurlesque. This fundraiser event over at counterPULSE combines all of the sexy fun of burlesque and drag and aerial circus performances to create an environment in where you are only asked to play and enjoy yourself (and others!) Doors open at eight, tickets start at $20.
  2. Writers with Drinks. I happen to think that this once-monthly literary event is one of the most fun things that happens in the city - and it usually has moments within it that get steamy hot. At least five authors will be reading their weird works starting at 7:30 at The Makeout Room. Tickets are only $3-$5 for those people who need sexy on a budget.
  3. Sizzle at Femina Potens. Competing for your literary heart is this monthly spoken word and erotica reading event which includes an open mic. You pay a little bit more for this one than you do for Writers with Drinks ($10 - $15) but you also get more for your money including a live bondage suspension act with favorite porn doll Madison Young and a live burlesque performance from Lily Devine.
  4. Burlesque and Pole Dance Class plus Performance. You get a whole lot for free at this event put on by Pole La Teaze. The class is a combo class where you learn a little bit of burlesque and a little bit of pole dancing. It starts at 4pm at Aceituno Arts Cooperative.
  5. Indie Mart. This indie shopping event is perfect for those people who still need to pick up Christmas presents for others but who don’t necessarily want to spendĀ a lot of money and who would like to support local artists and designers at the same time. What makes it sexy? Sexy clothes, sexy people, sexy shopping. It’s at The Independent starting at noon.
  6. Fog City Wrestling. This is an all-ages event so it’s not outright sexy but isn’t there just somethingĀ a little bit risque about flesh-baring men dressed in costume and showing off their brawny masculinity? It’s $15 at DNA Lounge starting at 2pm.
  7. Thousand Faces Ball Dark Industrial Cabaret. This OmniCircus event includes robots, multi-media perormance and live performance. It starts at 8, it costs $10 and there’s a party after the show.

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